Warning: I do not own anything in Naruto and/or Akatsuki members. If these ideas are to ingnorant for you then don't read it and blame it on Masashi
Kishimoto, blame me! Well, sit back in your chair,
sip some tea and enjoy!

Anyway, those twenty four months were brutal! I trained everyday for two years just to become a ninja of Takigakure. And every once in a while I would pass out from making my body work over it's
limit. I was always so drained after those days that I was usually out for two or three days. Then that day came. I turned twelve years old and
the ninja exams came and I became very...

Kakuzu is very antisocial in nature. He cares nothing about people, except that he can take their hearts to extend his own lifespan and money they may be worth as a bounty. He has also killed numerous partners in the Akatsuki until he was partnered with Hidan, whom is immortal. Even then Kakuzu swears that he will find a way kill Hidan one day. Though Kakuzu appears to not have always been this way. He was once a powerful ninja from Takiagakure. After he had failed his mission to kill the first Hokage, his village shunned him and he responded by killing the village elders and taking their hearts....

WARNING: I own nothing of Naruto and/or Akatsuki members. Don't blame Masashi Kisihimoto for the ignorant story here, blame me and if you want to know, Yogo is a character I made up, she's not me.
Anyway, I hope you like part two! (nuV)

Tch! You finally came back? Took you long enough! As I was saying, I pretty much had a better childhood when I was adopted but gramps never gave
me a last name. Sometimes he'd call me by my name or call me stiches. The first couple of times he called me that bothered me alot so starting there,
I began wearing long-sleeved shirts and he decided
to stop calling me...

WARNING: I do NOT own anything from Naruto: Shippuden/ akatsuki members un. Do not blame Masashi Kishimoto, blame me un! Anyway, sit back in your seat and have a drink un. Enjoy un! (nuV)

Well, here it is.... The ninja exams... I'm all ready to become a ninja! Kakuzu was all fired up and ready to go but while he waited, he walked around the area a little bit looking at all the different stages that was placed in the dome. He stood next to a girl that was his age and he couldn't help but notice that there was a strange look upon her face.
"Hey miss, are you alright?"
"HUH?! Oh, yeah, I guess so."...

WARNING: I do not own anything from Naruto: Shippuden/ Akatsuki members. Do not blame Masashi Kishimoto for ignorant ideas blame me!Well, sit back and sip some tea. Part four is coming your way IN YOUR FACES!!!(nuV)

That was probably one of the best days of my life.
I was pretty exhilarated that day. I was ready for
what was coming to me. And finally, I made it to the Takigakure ninja exams. I felt like the sun was making me glow. I was a bit shaky when I got in but this guy I met scared the crap out of me.

"Hey kid! You look lost, do ya need help?"
"Gah!"
"Whoa kid! Are you alright? I didn't mean...

WARNING: I own nothing in Naruto and/or Akatsuki members! And as I'm typing this, I'm making stuff up so don't blame Masashi Kishimoto for ignorant ideas in this story, blame it on me! Oh, and if you like this, go to the Akatsuki site and read my christmas song, The Twelve Days of Akatsuki Christmas. I made that in two days! Well enjoy!

"Hey, I'm Kakuzu of the hidden waterfall and this is my story.Ever since I was a lad, everyone treated me differently. I was a no one in my village and no one has offered me a hand. One day, a group of ninja started to beat me up."
-Flash back-
"Hey everyone, it's...