In my stories, there is NO Rachel/Finn or Quinn/Puck and they never got together, however, Quinn is pregnat with Finn's baby. Puck only joined Glee because he founds out Highschool girls found musicians hot. So...enjoy and Please review.

Puck POV*
Last night, I had the wierdest dream, Rachel never-shut-the-fuck-up Berry crimbing into my bedroom in a white nightie, but what really grabbed my attention was her star of David necklace. You see while me and my family were eating chinese food my mom asked all of a sudden to date a nice Jewish girl, even though I'm a total badass and a super hot stud,...

Rachel POV*
Monday morning, I walked through William Mckinley high in tight skinny jeans, red sneakers, pink belt, a purple tank top and finally my star of David. Everyone gave me a double take, which I hate to admit was awesome.
I found Kurt with Mercedes at her locker.
"Hey Kurtie, Hey Mercedes" I smiled at them, Kurt looked pleased with himself while Mercedes looked shocked.
"Damn, Love the new outfit girl".
"Thanks, Kurt helped me out this weekend" I explained.
"Indeed I did, I had the pleasure of meeting Roxi" Kurt smiled.
"Who's Roxi?" Mercedeslooked at Kurt comfused.
"She's my bbf since pre-K...

Duets (EP01)
Rachel: "-Broadway show first..."
Puck: "Shut up."

Grilled Cheesus (EP03)
Puck: "I mean I see God every time I make out with a new chick."
Rachel: "Okay, th-that doesn't make any sense. In fact it's stupid!"
Puck: "Are you calling mister Billy Joel stupid?"

Duets (EP04)
Will: "Bad news guys; Puckerman's in juvie."
Tina: "Really was just a matter of time."
Quinn: "What did he do?"
Will: "He drove his moms Volvo through the front of a convenience store and drove off with the ATM."
Rachel: "W-when is he getting out?"

Never Been Kissed (EP06)
Rachel: "SPIES!"
Puck: "Lighten up."

The Substitute (EP07)...

Congrats on winning the very first Puckleberry FOTM Cat, you totally deserve it!
- Thank you, thank you. This certainly is a fabulous honor! :D


1. First off, why don't you start by telling us a little bit about yourself that we don't know?
- I am extremely unflexible, I have a crush on Lea Michele, and I like platypai. And my name is Cat, I'm 14, and am currently cuddling my kitty in bed. :D

2. When did you first start watching Glee? And what was it that got you to watch?
- I watched the Pilot a few weeks after it aired the spring...