Thanxx for the add!!! Posted over a year ago

I really don't get how I can still get fans when I haven't been on for like a year. I guess I'm just the awesome! Yeah, awesome enough to trip over my own feet. Posted over a year ago

Don't ruin the third book! I haven't read it yet! I want to! I just haven't gotten it yet! Posted over a year ago

I don't even know what meebo is. I am reading these posts and just thinking, What the hell is meebo? Am I the only one? Probably. Oh well. Posted over a year ago

Friend: comforts you when he breaks up with you
Best Friend: Calls him and whispers "Seven days"
Friend: comforts you when he rejects you
Best Friend: Goes up to him and says "It's because your gay isn't it?"
See this proves it. BEST FRIENDS RULE Posted over a year ago

Friend: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago?
Me: WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO FIND THAN WHOEVER THAT PERSON IS! WE NEED TO FIND THE TV REMOTE! ADVENTURE TIME IS ON! Posted over a year ago

When you are saying something and someone is not paying attention get their attention and go Do you think it will work? And when they go What? say Windshield wipers on a duck's ass Posted over a year ago

Keep Calm and OMG IT'S A UNICORN! Posted over a year ago

I hate people who comment or post on your wall insulting you and when you tell them to shut the hell up they just say things like What did I so to you? I hate people like that. Posted over a year ago

(Me writing a novel)
Me: YAY!!!!
Little Brother: What?
Me: I finally finished a chapter in my novel!
Little Bro: What's so special about that?
Me: I've been working on this chapter for like four or five months now!
Little Bro: Whatever -leaves-
Me: Now on to Chapter two Posted over a year ago