It's not butting in if it's ignored XD

Well then I guess I'll have to do the one thing I thought I'd never do
Beg Jade to let me invade her subplot XD

Have fun with that

Jokes on you, it worked XD
Jade is a sweetie, even if she likes it when Yoon gets humiliated XD

*slow clap* Jokes on you. That was the joke.

Well jokes on you, I didn't get my coffee, so trying to be clever won't work on my dumb ass tired ass coffee-less ass boy ass XD

Didn't take much cleverness but okay XD

Well then that shows how dumb I am without my coffee
Without caffine, I'm boarding on braindead

I mean, you can't boarder on something you are with or without it XD

That's just mean. Just because I eat dirt and spit up at the dinner table and thought my grandad's ashes were coffee grinds and because I'm an idiot doesn't mean I'm stupid. XD

You're right. It means you're retarded XD Big difference there

Local man calls retarded aspie retarded
I'm cancelling you on Twitter, COLA.
Say goodbye to your good image on a shitty website that you don't even use XD

Goodbye good image on a shitty website that I don't even use.

No, you can't be that cool with it
Twitter is the life blood of Americans
To which I say, if it's my life blood, bring me the razor

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I will say, it's cool that your RP is getting sponsored by Manscaped. Had no idea they sponsor RPs XD

I would have so much more free time if that were a thing xD

I can't believe the Worst Generation RP is sponsored by Manscaped and Raid: Shadow Legends
And Skillshare
And Dashlane
And Honey
And Audible
And Express VPN
And Florida Citrus Center
That last one making more sense actually

And Blue Apron, since it's being taken there.

Blue Apron is good, but ugh, I don't have proper cooking materials for all these ingredients. That's why I use Honey to get the best shopping experience. With Honey, it can find you the best prices with ease on all sorts of stores and websites, including Amazon and more

But Amazon doesn't need discounts. Amazon Prime IS the discount 😂

Man, this bit sucks. We need to move on to the next one
We need to learn better jokes
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They should use the FREEJADE2020 for nothing because no one supports that cause XD

Ugh. So the weather's nice or some shit XD

It's actually fucking terrible
It's been raining for a week and it's gonna be raining for another week XD

Sounds damp and dank

That's the midwest for you XD
All the dad's here say if you don't like the weather, don't worry. It'll change in an hour

Wanna know what my dad would say? Why is all of this dirt on top of me so heavy. xD

I can't believe your dad is a dirt miner XD

More like a dead one, but that works too XD

My dad is just at the store buying milk
I haven't seen in in twenty years, but I imagine he only wants the freshest milk

I mean, he could've just brought a cow xD Because you know, they exist

But we live in an area where cows aren't allowed. I live on a potato farm, not a regular farm

Smuggle the cow in through the potatoes.

That's gonna take a lot of potato sacks

That's why you don't use potato sacks. Just the potato vines. Blend the cow down into a liquid, feed the liquid into the vines, and then when the potatoes grow, one will grow bigger than the other ones and when it's ripe then the cow when come out of it.

That's horrifying, but I like it
In Ireland, when we had crusaders in our land, we didn't have horses with armor. We just rode around on cows and put a potato sack on their head to simulate some sort of defense XD
But the potato gun was very effective instead of swords and spears. That was a benefit we had

Until Britain came with the hydro tea tanks and confiscated Ireland's land and chopped the Irish up into pieces for potato chips since they're 80/20 starch.

Chips?
Oh, you mean fries, like they call them there. Yeah, they turned by grandma into a plate of fish and chips. The fish was someone from Finland or something, I dunno
Fuck those British bastards XD

I saw that post!

Oh I know.

Anyway XD
While I wait slowly for the time skip, why don't we continue TOGS on the side XD

We have been continuing TOGS on the other side XD

Yeah but not today so far XD

Well yeah, because the mobile site is ass😂

Fair enough XD

I'm just waiting for my laptop to finish charging tbh. Well that, and making a rough draft of the next timeskip of TWG xD

Sick. By the time we get back into TOGS, the timeskip will occur and we'll leave it be for another month XD